World’s Oldest Man Guinness Record

The U.K.’s John Alfred Tinniswood is officially the world’s oldest man at 111!

Worlds Oldest Man John Alfred Tinniswood

As his predecessor, Juan Vincente Perez unexpectably passed at 114.

The Previous Worlds Oldest Man Juan Vincente Perez

Unexpectably?  Tinniswood was born the same year of the titanic’s sinking—which he had nothing to do with.

The Titanic sinking

He claims the secret to his longevity is luck, eating fish & chips, and burying his late wife on his local golf course—where coincidentally he shot a 111.

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