Trump’s “Never Surrender” gold sneakers

Donald Trump has officially announced that he is broke.

Donald Trump holding a pair of “Never Surrender” gold sneakers

His new occupation as shoe salesman In his latest attempt to grift his supporters is his funniest grift since his NFT’s. Having to shell out hundreds of millions of dollars in lawsuit settlements he has created these absolute monstrosities of golden crap you wear on your feet.

Donald Trumps gold sneaker.

Paired with the classic MAGA hat, you can now look like a moron from head to toe. If you were one of the lucky few to spend $400 on the “Never Surrender High tops” before they actually sold out, don’t expect to get them anytime soon if at all as the fine print states 

Donald Trump in jail sneakers.

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