Donald Trumps Hush Money Trial

Donald Trump is charged with falsifying 34 business records to cover up a $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, which I think is hilarious.

Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels

Prosecutor Matthew Colangelo said. “It was election fraud, pure and simple.” “The defendant, Donald Trump, orchestrated a criminal scheme to corrupt the 2016 presidential election. Then he covered up that criminal conspiracy by lying in his New York business records over and over and over again”.

Matthew Colangelo prosecutor in the Donald Trump Trial.jpg

Prosecutor Matthew Colangelo

Trump attorney Todd Blanche retorted.“President Trump is innocent. President Trump did not commit any crimes. The Manhattan district attorneys office should never have brought this case,”

Which is further proof that Donald Trump has run out of attorneys who aren't pussies.

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